A CNN Slanting Demo. TDS Requires A Resilient Level Of Commitment.

So, I don’t know. I’m checking my stocks. I’m up 30% since April. That’s April 2025. Yeah. Part of that is rebound, but still.

You’d think this is good news. Hang on just a minute. CNN will TDS your roll.

“Stocks have literally never been this expensive.”

I, well, I, gee, I, ok. Crap. Isn’t that the point of owning stock?

DNC Media. When Trump is in office, we are happy to narrate your unlimited struggle and demise.