I was watching Morning Joe and CNN this morning for context. You will be happy to know Abrego Garcia is being referred to the Vatican for cannonization, has been recommended for the Nobel Peace Prize, and the LGBTQRTSUV+$%=/×@! community is trying to draft him to declare him woman of the year. DNC Media has already awarded him Father of the Year.

His wife is reporting that the beatings have stopped in the last few days, so what’s the big deal. And also she needs more Gofundme money to keep up with wardrobe demands because of the number of interviews with DNC Media per her short-term contract with them, according to her agents and lawyers.
OK. Ok. But I’m not that far off.