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Harvard? Really? ABC News Says, We’ll Try And Hold Your Beer.

A bastion of leftwing brain bashing, Harvard, dear Harvard, we can’t let you flounder all by yourself. It’s taken too long for us to make you the woke tools you have become. No. We’ll even close our eyes (not report) to the fact that the president of Harvard cheated her way to her degrees. Many students are turning down acceptance letters and billions in financial donations are being withheld by angry alumni. But, hey. Who cares. We’re the clown show formally known as ABC News. Looky here. See how loved Harvard still is to so so many. This is no less than a rush by the left to shore up a hole in the wall of their educational monopoly. Recognize their music.